What a legend.
Oh my god, ahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa. Ded
A few more pounds never hurt. #allisongreen #millionaires #ass #hapa #hapagirls #uk #stoke #norwich (at Stoke-On-Trent)
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
My box is broken right now.
My boobs have skyrocketed off of my fucking chest over the weekend and they’re so unfuckingbelievably sore.
I need to fap but I don’t live alone anymore so it’s totes wierd.
I can’t sleep without boyf cuddles.