sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

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its-reallyreally: Hey, whats up?

Nm

betterthankanyebitch:

goals

My goals are also to be masturbating with gold statues of cats.

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sadgirl1017:

​relationship goals

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mizzjade:

smileybeardman:

abcdezzz:

I tried to take butt pics and my boyfriend kindly intervened

haha relationship goals bahahahahahahahahahahhaha

^ Yes.

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

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